Hi. I am Raymond's subconscious. I'll let you in on a little secret- Raymond has NO clue what he's doing! Tee hee! The only real reason that he even works on this page, is because he gets very bored sometimes. I'm not just saying this, either: human subconsciousnesses don't lie...ordinarily. Well I'm very tired of talking to you because you are a boring person. I know this because you are the kind of person that scrolls down blank web pages. Not even Raymond does that! And I hope he stays that way too, because if he finds out that I wrote this, he will be very upset and might not ever fall asleep next to a keyboard again.

Have a nice life. Goodbye.